Alcohol, Soap Operas, and Chickens

Let’s see. Where do I start?

1. SBC blogs are just like the soaps: No matter how long you stay away, when you pick it back up, nothing really has changed. There may be a few different names, but the same old story line is still there, chugging away, right where you left it.
2. When I read the posts of most fundamentalists, these lines about chickens always come to mind:
   And intellectually, they’re plumb light headed.
   They’re not confused by the facts.
   That’s why there’s no seeing-eye chickens, guard chickens,
   Or trained chicken acts (or cogent thoughts).
3. I’m also reminded of the old Arab saying “death by a thousand cuts” when I see a sane Christian trying to set above fundamentalists straight in the comments.

So I’m not even going to go there. The only criticism I have is: Dr. Finn, you never should have revised your post. You didn’t say anything offensive. I know you are not Jesus, but look what he said to the Pharisees in Matthew 23. At the very least you should have left your “simplistic” history intact. And don’t forget about sufficiency; it is important.

Now, I’m going to watch a movie with my wife.